What about the change? A Mexican nightmare
I was on my way down our hill to do some errands. I decided to stop at the window and mirror shop on my way down.
The shop was dark and dirty, with pinups and pictures of saints on the walls. Two guys came out to look at the remains of my driver-side mirror. (I had gracefully smashed it on a lamp post in front of a very appreciative audience at a local café) One of them began picking the pieces of broken mirror off, while the other measured and cut a new mirror to glue in its place. They were done in a very few minutes, and told me it would cost MX$50 (about $4.65 in Canadian or US dollars).
Now being on my way down the hill, I had a limited amount of money and change. I had a MX$200 bill, and handed it to him, but I could see he was about to travel up and down the street searching for change for me. "Just a minute," I said quickly, and I began raiding my pockets and van for change. I found $49.50, and offered it to him apologetically. He laughed – "50 cents!" he said, and that was that. Then I headed on the rest of my errands.
Suddenly I realized what a precarious position I was in.
I had no change.
You have to understand, in Mexico, you must have coins on you at all time. Even in the house I always have coins on me. After all, I might need to tip the garbage man. If I’m out and about, I need to give tips to the man at the gas station, the kid who bags my groceries, the guy who helps me back out of the parking space.
There’s a joke here in Mexico – What’s the difference between a Canadian and a canoe? Answer: A canoe tips!
Well, I don’t want to be part of the joke. I may be more careful with my money than your average American (US), but really, I do tip.
I needed gas, that was all there was to it. As the attendant filled my tank, beads of sweat began forming on my forehead. How was I going to tip him? Suddenly, I looked at the numbers on the gas tank and called out – "That’s enough! Thanks!"
Phew – MX$395. I gave him MX$400 and told him to keep the change. Not a tip he’d tell his family about that night, but at least it was something.
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I went to the bank machine next to withdraw some money (we do almost everything with cash here), but of course that didn’t solve my change problem. But finally, after paying my water bill at the water place I got a bit of change. When I got my groceries bagged at MEGA, I was actually able to casually give the "bagger" a normal tip.
Please, don’t ever let me get caught without an ample supply of coins again. Next time I’ll wait for the mirror-guy to canvas the street for change. I’m not in that much of a hurry. This is Mexico.

